December 2008
Humor Exclusive
dearoldlove:
Find somebody who gets your nerdy jokes better than I did. I dare you.
CNN: 23% of Americans Clinically Retarded →
(via claytoncubitt)
GIFTMAS IS OVAH, COMMENCE VODKA DRINKING
planettampon:
Hello, 11am.
ahahaha, yes.
around the ages of 2-5 when anyone, even my mother, used the wrong tone with me I would always burst into tears.
I really hate regressing.
If you haven't seen Walmart: The High Price of a...
brikhead:
peggypenniman:
You should.
Get yourself informed and DO NOT shop there.
I know I haven’t for years.
Rachel, I went shopping with you at the Wal-mart near your apt in july. Haven’t for years? or weeks?
hahah ohhshit.
copycats:
“This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms...
copycats:
“No One” by Wakey!Wakey!
originally...
“But what about when you’re the fat old man at the end of the bar, and...”
– “Into The Blue”
listen; you know it and I know it
down⋅grade
/ˈdaʊnˌgreɪd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [doun-greyd] Show IPA Pronunciation noun, adjective, adverb, verb, -grad⋅ed, -grad⋅ing. –noun 1.a downward slope, esp. of a road.–adjective, adverb 2.downhill. –verb (used with object) 3.to assign to a lower status with a smaller salary.4.to minimize the importance of; denigrate: She tried to downgrade the findings of the investigation. 5.to...
hyp⋅o⋅crite
–noun 1.a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.2.a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.
Origin: 1175–1225; ME ipocrite < OF <...
my LORD you have gone downhill.
dys⋅pho⋅ri⋅a
/dɪsˈfɔriə, -ˈfoʊr-/[dis-fawr-ee-uh, -fohr-) –noun Pathology. a state of dissatisfaction, anxiety, restlessness, or fidgeting.
Origin: 1835–45; < NL < Gk dysphoría malaise, discomfort, equiv. to dys- dys- + phor(ós) bearing + -ia -ia
thoughts
I got into human nature in political thought, studio drawing, metaphor and metamorphasis, painting II, and scientific world view. I didn’t get into lithography but I WILL cause that teacher loves me. Nothing makes you hate Andy Warhol more than having to write an 8 page paper on his religious work and practices. I’m so excited to start making books today I might pee.
ps. go to the...
314. If your art is bad, make it bigger.
girlsontv:
rulesformyunbornson:
If it’s still bad, paint it red.
Wonderful. Hahaha.
OR smaller. OR just make it a lot worse.
Carved In
dearoldlove:
Yours is, by far, the deepest and most profound notch on my bedpost.
ha :)
shut up. JUSTSHUTUP
I hate you so much and love and hate are exactly the same thing
Life is a Test, Graded on a Curve
indieandyy:
At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. At age 50, success is…having money. At age 60, success is…having sex. At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 75, success is…having friends. At age 90, success is…not...
Hey You!
girlsontv:
grimzah:
girlsontv:
If anyone wants to trade (keyword!!!) mix-cds, or start a traveling moleskine with me over winter break, please let me know via Facebook or any other form of contact! I got some blank cds two days ago and I love snailmail, so it would be nice to do something like this :].
TRAVELING MOLESKINE PLEASE. what does that even mean exactly? haha. I like the sound of...
Hey You!
girlsontv:
If anyone wants to trade (keyword!!!) mix-cds, or start a traveling moleskine with me over winter break, please let me know via Facebook or any other form of contact! I got some blank cds two days ago and I love snailmail, so it would be nice to do something like this :].
TRAVELING MOLESKINE PLEASE. what does that even mean exactly? haha. I like the sound of it.
