February 2008
wow.wow.wow. →
My actual name is Allison
hahaha, just to clear things up
Always trust your instincts
Last night when I was walking on that block I started to feel so scared I ran the rest of the way home even though I had no idea why. I never tell anyone when I feel like something bad is going to happen because I feel like I’m jinxing things or something, but then it always happens anyway. Not that I could have changed anything. Right?
someone
was just shot on Mount Royal Avenue, around the corner from where I am. woah.
Have you ever flown in a plane?: I’ve flown a plane.
– ERock. i’ve got great friends, that do shit. (via a-buyalos) lol, he didn’t even fly the plane. I called him out on this, and he said, “I could have though!!” hahaha. THAT is why my friends are great.
Why my life is ridiculous, #87,961
I have collected so much junk over the past 6 months to use for art projects, that for the past few days I’ve been hearing ”Somewhere Over The Rainbow” playing in my room. I have no idea where it is coming from.
BALTIMORE - A college student was given probation for repeatedly ramming his car...
– Man Rams Car on I-95, Claims to be Jack Bauer (via paulscheer) this would only happen in motherfuckin Baltimore, I swear. this was me BTW
Alli’s eyes are always smiling.
– my critical inquiry teacher. isn’t that the best compliment?
gem of the day,
a-buyalos: http://www.paperheart.org/imtoosad/ Crying is a powerful act; taking a photograph of oneself crying and putting it on the Internet is another matter entirely. It is a very specific cultural phenomenon and is in many ways much like a performance. As such, the title of this project is borrowed from a piece of the same name made by the Dutch performance artist Bas Jan Ader in 1970. His...
Do you dress like a douchebag? →
vinh:A comprehensive flowchart. hahahahaha. mine ended up at “gotcha homo!” damn. caught me.
we're done.
AB: god. i'm watching a movie. and a man is cheating on his wife. everything is always cheating. cheating cheating.
AB: jesus
AG: omg dude, my mom works at a flower shop, well she used to work at the one in reisterstown but now she works at another one, but anyway, before valentines day like a million guys came in asking for 2 bouquets, one for their wife and one for their girlfriend
AG: and she was always like fuck you
AG: hahaha
AB: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!
AG: like so many goddamn people cheat
AG: yeah
AB: WHAT
AB: THE FUCK
AB: wow
AG: I know
AG: like fuck everyone. im over it
AB: yeah.
aaaaahh what.
makes me so nervous, I don’t know if I can stand it.
"The Inheritors" is an excellent film.
Apparently there are two Austrian films with the same title. The good one is the one about farmers, not Nazis. In case you were wondering.
A Global Map of Human Impacts to Marine Ecosystems →
One of the largest impacts in the world is around the Chesapeake Bay. scary.