Alli Grimes: Archive

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

“I just want someone to be like “Did you hear what alli did to ____?”...”

– lol. me too. me too.

Mar 29th

Mar 28th

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LOL

an ex, whose last statement to me nearly a year ago was “if you were a guy I would beat the shit out of you,” just friend requested me on facebook.

Mar 28th

things

I am recovering; in other words, I’m trying really really hard not to be a fuckup for a while. Also, I really want to try to be more mature about dealing with people. How to go about that I have no idea but I think as long as I keep my cool I’ll do okay. I really don’t want to be angry anymore. And I don’t want to feel like I’m being manipulated. The last two things...

Mar 27th

Thought of the Day

tumblinas:I don’t know why people stare at me. EIther they have nothing better to look at, think my hair is ‘weird, or they just think I’m hot. Anyone else find it weird when guys do that? Like…WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! I think it’s weird when other chicks do that. haha.

Mar 27th

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“Hey, what’s up? I just got back from The Cow…OH MY GOD MOM COME OVER...”

– EDR. hahahahahaahaah.

Mar 26th

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

Plaster Casts

I have to make plaster casts today. I really don’t know how to do this without fucking up. It’s funny because my mom used to do this for a living, she was a dental assistant and made the molds of everyone’s teeth. But that serves no help as I’m not speaking to her right now. It seems there are several people I can’t talk to because it’s not the right time....

Mar 25th

“6. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you...”

– kate beckinsale (via a-buyalos) HAHA. honestly the only good thing I can see that comes out of celeb status is that you can say things like that and get away with it.

Mar 25th

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John Mayer files a report to Apple.... →

bellavita: john mayer is definitely getting funnier. suitep: caz:This cracks me up… the guy who reads the report is surely going to do exactly what JM says… and then add at the end he’s going be like “John Mayer?” Everytime I see something new about John Mayer, it always drives home the fact how funny he is. Is it just me or is he getting funnier, the older he gets? Or was he always this funny…...

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

Five things I want to learn

vinh:1. Churn ice cream and gelato 2. Sew - I’d like to hem my own pants 3. Sleight of hand coin tricks 4. Carpentry 5. Stunt driving Reblog with your own. Freestyle rap Embroidery Screenprinting (!!!!) Double dutch jumprope Medium format photography

Mar 24th

25 notes

can't decide

whether it should be forgotten, made better, or should it have never happened in the first place

Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

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Phone Fakeout 2k8

Me: Hey poodle!
EDR: Hey, did you do what I asked you to do?
Me: What?
EDR: Oh, so you forgot. 
Me: I guess I did, what was I going to do?
EDR: Nothing, forget it. 
Me: No, tell me!
EDR: Bye. 
Me: NO PLEASE TELL ME! TELL ME!
EDR: I'm just fuckin with you. HAHAHAHAHA.

Mar 21st

“I think I acted a damn fool. But I had such a good time!”

– Jael from ANTM. pretty sure this is how I live. hahah

Mar 21st

Mar 20th

today I want to

watch thelma and louise make a mix tape of mostly offensive rap music upload my ft lauderdale pictures paint my nails a really obnoxious color ummm. I hate spring break.

Mar 20th

What if

vocalization of what you want to happen in the future jeopardizes what you have going right now? is it worth it? which one is more important? can i get both?

Mar 20th

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