January 2009
confession
I secretly like the show “Friday Night Lights,” but only because I think Julie is really cute.
Instructions
dearoldlove:
Pack a bag. Go to Penn Station. Get on a train. Knock on my door. Tell me you’re sorry.
I don’t care if you didn’t know, or you didn’t know I knew, or you didn’t know anyone else would know, or you were drunk or he was drunk or I was drunk.
I still hate you.
Watchindieandyy:
emilyposts:
Kanye West Announces New Name: Martin Louis the King Jr.
Officially a bigger douche bag than he was before. Who knew that was possible?
(via kimboslice)
This has to be a joke. Or he must be on drugs. Or he’s planning to audition to be an actor and this is for his reel.
Right?
drugs. so many drugs.
Awkward Eavesdropping
girl 1: “So did you uhh..”
girl 2: “Twice.”
“Eight rules for writing fiction:
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction (New York: G.P. Putnam’s Sons 1999), 9-10. (via ariah) (via davidmaddox) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via ackb) (via inothernews) (via soupsoup)
If I were a lady and wanted to tell another lady...
sharingtime:
Bitch, you need to go on a 365-day juice fast.
I’m actually almost positive I’ve said this to people.
describe a metamorphosis
loosely based on Sallie’s twentieth birthday.
It wasn’t something we saw or felt, because there was no in between. I suppose if you can count milliseconds, or distinguish the aging of physical features from one moment to the next. No one can do that. She looked exactly the same from one moment to the next, as we all did, smiling and slightly drunk, arguing over when exactly we...
Obama signs executive order to close Guantanamo... →
dalasverdugo:
soupsoup:
ohgrowup:
“one requiring that the U.S. military detention facility at Guantanamo Bay be closed within a year.”
A second executive order formally bans torture by requiring that the Army field manual be used as the guide for terror interrogations. The order essentially ends the Bush administration’s CIA program of enhanced interrogation methods.
A third executive...
Lil Wayne's "Put Some Keys on That" translated
waksays:
talkinghead:
I had to reblog this again - b/c i still thinks it’s funny.
waksays:
Click here for original lyrics
I have a set of very large hubcaps on my vehicle And so many speakers in my trunk that the back end tends to vibrate My vehicle is superior to that of San Antonio Spurs standout Tim Duncan And occasionally I ruin the tires on Lamborghinis I’m uncertain why, but many...
The White House Website Then & Now
inauguration:
The White House Website Then & Now
Today:
When Bush took office:
Left-Handed Presidents Are Common →
boutofcontext:
Modern presidents have been left-handed in significant disproportion to the general population - a development previously disallowed by coerced right-handedness.
The Washington Post online ran A Vast Left-Handed Conspiracy this summer prompted by the revelation that both Obama and McCain sign southpaw; much like 1992’s all-lefty slate of Bush-Clinton-Perot.
In the race for the...
he is SO stoned right now.
328. Write down your dreams.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
Before I die, I am going to give Barack Obama the...
indieandyy:
bikerfish:
I just decided this.
copycats:
“…Baby One More Time” by Fountains of...
“The world is smaller than you think, and the people on it are more beautiful...”
– Bertram van Munster (via justlia) (via skysignal)
20 Weird Logos That Work (and Why They Do) →
nickmcglynn:
michaelmcgee:ohryan: (via: Vectortuts)
